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Drummer Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
    A: Gifted.
  • Q: What does a drummer say when he gets to his paying gig?
    A: "Do you want fries with that?"
  • Q: What do you say to a drummer in a 3-piece suit?
    A: "Will the defendant please rise..."
  • Q: What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
    A: Homeless.
  • Q: Why do drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
    A: So they don't disgrace themselves in the parade.
  • Q: How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
    A: You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
  • Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
    A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
  • Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
    A: he had to break the window to get the drummer out!
  • Q: Why do drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard?
    A: So they can park in the handicapped zone.
  • Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
    A: One who knows how to play the drums but doesn't.
  • Q: Why do bands have bass players?
    A: To translate for the drummers.
  • Q: What's the difference between a drummerr and a bag of garbage?
    A: The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
  • Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: "Why? Oh, Wow... it's like dark in here, man!"
    Alternative Answer: Only one-- but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that you can't push them in.
    Alternative Answer: None. They have a machine to do that now.
  • Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a sack of shit?
    A: The sack.

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