Bass Player Jokes

• Q: Why can't many bass players get through the door?
  A:They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.
• Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
  A: When the bass player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
• Q: What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
  A: He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
• Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
  A: A Bass Player.
• Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a bass player."
  Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways. "

• Q: Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
  A: Even a virus has some pride.
• Q: What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
  A: Drool.
• Q: What's the difference between a bass player and a mutual fund?
  A: One matures.
• Q: How do you make a bassist's eyes light up?
  A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.
• Q: Why are there bass solos?
  A: So the audience has something to talk over.